| 1. | The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. |
| 2. | They say the house didn't float very far. |
| 3. | We're all inspired that you go on living each day. |
| 4. | The operation left you twenty pounds lighter. |
| 5. | The roaches hardly touched your other eyebrow. |
| 6. | With the lights out it looks almost normal. |
| 7. | Jim Rose wants you for his show. |
| 8. | The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars. |
| 9. | The surgeons would like to take some pictures. |
| 10. | The thieves left the lawn gnomes. |
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