Some Famous Last Words

  • You'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate.
  • That's not smoke, that's steam.
  • Of course it's sterile.
  • Well, we're the next best thing to a bank.
  • That should be at least enough gas to make it across Nevada.
  • It's so tame you can put your head in its mouth.
  • It was fresh just last week.
  • These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
  • It should be ok to swim in.
  • He's been a perfectly safe driver ever since his first Model T.
  • Clip the red wire first.
  • It's ok to format this disk.
  • It's supposed to make that noise.
  • It's pretty much grounded.
  • It doesn't *look* like the bridge is out.
  • They only attack when they're hungry.
  • I can hold my breath at least that long.
  • The boss won't mind.
  • It shouldn't take long to reach Anchorage.
  • Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
  • It'll shrink in the wash.
  • Jason won't find us in this closet.
  • I'm sure I turned my lights off.
  • I bet I can fit in there.

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