| 1. | "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?" |
| 2. | "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" |
| 3. | "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?" |
| 4. | "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." |
| 5. | "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature." |
| 6. | "I just got my license today." |
| 7. | "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?" |
| 8. | "Hi, I'm Hoopla69." |
| 9. | "Show me how you used to spank her." |
| 10. | "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore." |
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