| 1. | Your gorilla suit is beginning to chafe. |
| 2. | You biggest part so far has been clip number thirty-eight in a free Sports Bloopers video. |
| 3. | You're famous among Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans. |
| 4. | You've become typecast as "Stiff Number Three". |
| 5. | The public knows you only as "that lady in the diaper commercial." |
| 6. | Morton Downey, Jr., refused your next role. |
| 7. | You've yet to play your own gender or species. |
| 8. | You have to rent your own costumes. |
| 9. | You're known as the "King of the Mexican Drive-in". |
| 10. | The producer's nephew dubbed your dialogue as an assignment for his drama class. |